It has come to our attention that digital natives possess the super power to automatically block any online banner advertising.
It seems at least 600 marketers have been fired, though reports coming in claim that the actual number is much higher.
Listen up all digital media specialists, marketers, offline-but-wanting-to-go-online-planners.
Sonal Jhuj reports: “While marketers are busy buying millions worth of banner space over the internet, news has just come in that all digital natives in fact have the capacity to ignore it.
Surprisingly they do not ignore online advertising consciously. It seems that this is an ability that functions without the individual even being aware of it.
This is a worrying sign for marketers.
i-spent-4million-on-banner-space-marketer says “How can they not see the banner! It’s ridiculous”
digital native, Ajinkya looks puzzled, “banner? Hmm?”
Keep watching, we’ll be back after a short break. Luckily for us, there exists no super power for you to ignore the TVC.
Muahaha
... Damn they found the remote!”
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